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The Referee’s Alphabet

Friday, June 19th, 2009

Somone over at Big Soccer posted this and thought it was well worth passing along.
Link to the YouTube video is here
The Referee’s Alphabet by Half Man Half Buscuit
A is for my authority, which many players seem to question, thinking they’re somehow going to make me change my mind.

B is for babies, which a lot […]

Coaches who are totally ignorant of the big picture

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

Well. . .tonight I did a U19B middle and ran into a couple of coaches (same team) who definitely had absolutely no grasp of the big picture - or sportsmanship - at all.  Here’s the situation. . .we have Gold vs. Orange.  We’re at the 87th minute and Gold is leading 4-1.  There were a […]

“It sure will be nice working with proper villains again!”

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

If you’ve ever seen Ocean’s Eleven, you probably remember this quote.  Early in the film, Basher (played by Don Cheadle) is detonating a bank vault - only to be done in by the ineptitude of one of his accomplices.  While he’s being arrested, Rusty (Brad Pitt) manages to get him away from the police and […]

What is your real-world experience with the Contact Above the Shoulders directive?

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

So far this season, I’ve dismissed a coach. . .and I’ve sent off a player for a second caution, but tonight was the first straight red-card of the season.  It was a U19G match and as an aside, the quality of play was beyond bad. . .but I digress.  Gray attacker was dribbling with a […]

Catching Up

Friday, May 8th, 2009

It’s been a while since I’d really posted anything, in large part because work has been sort of crazy.  It can get that way when you own your own business.  But I didn’t realize I haven’t posted in 2 months.  Wow does life get away.  Nothing earth-shattering this spring, so here are some snippets. . […]

First Matches of the Season - and - The Strangest Of Cautions

Monday, March 16th, 2009

Well, this past weekend were my first matches of the season.  For mid-March in Columbus, the weather was unbelievable.  Sunny with highs in the upper 50s.
In my first match, I was in the middle for a U19B match.  I’d been fighting a chest cold for a few days and was concerned about how it would […]

Something sort of new - and very important - for the new season

Sunday, March 8th, 2009

At a referee meeting yesterday, we were briefed on one of the new directives from US Soccer.  Last year in the MLS “Week in Review” series, US Soccer looked much more closely at the use of elbows in general as well as contact that takes place above the shoulders.  This year, US Soccer has released […]

An important omission from 2008

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

As I wrote my post about my goals and challenges for 2009, it occurred to me that if I made mention of this, I didn’t do so strongly enough.
As referees, we work out and prepare for the season. . .we go to recerification courses and other advanced training. . .and during the season we leave […]

The new season is coming fast and furious!

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

Well folks. . .we’re into the last week of February and just like last year, my 2009 calendar says that March is only a few days away.  And here in Columbus (Ohio South), that’s when the spring season gets underway.  So what’s on tap for 2009?

Well. . .first, is getting serious about fitness.  Over the […]

Inheritance & Bequeathment

Sunday, February 1st, 2009

I’m currently a Grade 7, but for the last couple years I’ve elected to do my recertification during the Grade 6 makeup recert in the fall.  Because Ohio South is changing their recert procedures, I probably won’t be able to do that again.  But all the same, getting the instruction that the 6s get has […]